Shirtless skinny white guy, standing on a ladder screaming into a microphone, pants unzipped, glasses shining in the blue spotlight with piano bar music rolling and pounding.
“You were my homie, my stoney, my rollie, my nigga, and never placed no bitch befo’ me, my nigga.”
“I must be the first man to fall in love with an ass. I got down on my knee and asked that ass to marry me, I want to stick it wanna kiss it, and if I could I’d put my whole damn head in it.”
Vilely painful and worth it.
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